In my own defense, I try not to use the heater in the winter. It's better for the environment.
So I snuggle under a blanket when I'm sitting still. Often when I'm sitting still, I'm knitting. Often when I'm knitting, I have a movie on, one that I've watched before. Often when I watch a movie, it's Pride and Prejudice.
Okay. So, to save money, a few weeks ago I moved into an apartment that I share with two other people who are never there. It's like a fake apartment: I'm the only one who's ever around, and it's not like I'm home much myself. Works for everybody.
One of the roommates and his girlfriend dropped by tonight, unannounced. That doesn't bother me; after all, he's paying rent, isn't he?
Only, they dropped by as I was knitting a sock under a blanket in a chair in front of the TV watching an old movie.
Quick: I'm going to go do a keg stand before I start looking like the 80-year-old I apparently am.